Matty is a loud, occasionally obnoxious student who may or may not be known for his alleged self-love (news at 11!), his hatred of wasted bacon, and/or his tendency to say things that are potentially mind-scarring without a second thought.

Currently, he is a student at the University of South Dakota, double majoring in Economics and History, because he hates himself.

Other interests include fandoms that nobody else gives a shit about, musical bands you may or may not have heard of (tending towards 'have not heard of'), being loud and obnoxious and trying to get attention, fording rivers with bacon-filled wagons, and skinning himself for Custardpringle.

Additionally, if you lose his fucking bacon, he will shank you without a second thought.

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